“I think I will cause problems on purpose” nonbinary flag, for when you are a wizard who is going to cause problems on purpose and also you’re nonbinary
Vampires are horny like queer fuckboys on Grindr. Werewolves are horny like anarchists in a squat. Changelings are horny like starving artists in a drug-drenched commune. Mages are horny like overworked university students. Hunters are horny like soldiers crowded in a trench. Demons are horny like repressed feudal courtiers. The Hungry Dead are horny like creepy cult members. Wraiths are horny like a depressed motherfucker who just wants to feel anything again. Mummies are utterly and completely devoid of horny, as unhorny as a job application, they are antihorny. This is why nobody ever plays Mummy: The Resurrection.
I’ve survived my first day on Tumblr
Achievements:
- Don’t shoot! I’m friendly!: Prove you’re not a bot
- AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
- Friends?: Gained a mutual
- I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
- MY EYES!: Change the site palette
- Great Idea: Reblog a post
- They love me: Have a post reblogged
Oh boy oh boy you’re gonna get a Rare achievement for this one
Containment Breach
I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol
happy pride month
I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious
I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious
(id love you forever if you wanted to rb)
totally unrelated question to succession. just curious. if you have siblings, do you think you would be friends if you werent siblings?
yes
no
i’m an only child (see results)
secret third thing
See Resultsso interesting how the no option is winning. its so curious how life will make us live in a parallel line to people we wouldnt have otherwise ever been so close with. its so radiantly poetic and beautiful.
pride poll
what term do you prefer to use/would you prefer was used to describe the gender/sexual minority community?
LGBT
LGBTQ
LGBTQIA+ (/other variations)
QUILTBAG
MOGAI
Queer
Something else
See Resultsextremely funny seeing the tags roll in that say shit like “say sike….” “this is a jumpscare” “q slur tw” “ofc people who like queer say they like mogai” i know this flavor of rancid personality so well
Wizards are currently thinking about:
Blorbos from their Orb
Paprika
Bad Dragon
Good Dragon(?)
…Morally Neutral Dragon
Wizard innuendos
Ra-Ra-Rasputin on loop
Shit, now I have Ra-Ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian Queen stuck in my head
Wait a second, was this a trap to get Rasputin by Boney M. stuck in my head?????
psh nah that’s crazy… hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (x4)
See ResultsPlease reblog for larger victim pool
Sorry but this is hilarious
can I take a picture of the moon?
the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry