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bwooom:

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“I think I will cause problems on purpose” nonbinary flag, for when you are a wizard who is going to cause problems on purpose and also you’re nonbinary

madonnamadeofasphalt:

Vampires are horny like queer fuckboys on Grindr. Werewolves are horny like anarchists in a squat. Changelings are horny like starving artists in a drug-drenched commune. Mages are horny like overworked university students. Hunters are horny like soldiers crowded in a trench. Demons are horny like repressed feudal courtiers. The Hungry Dead are horny like creepy cult members. Wraiths are horny like a depressed motherfucker who just wants to feel anything again. Mummies are utterly and completely devoid of horny, as unhorny as a job application, they are antihorny. This is why nobody ever plays Mummy: The Resurrection.

carita-hearts:

felixcloud6288:

I’ve survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

  • Don’t shoot! I’m friendly!: Prove you’re not a bot
  • AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
  • Friends?: Gained a mutual
  • I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
  • MY EYES!: Change the site palette
  • Great Idea: Reblog a post
  • They love me: Have a post reblogged

Oh boy oh boy you’re gonna get a Rare achievement for this one


Containment Breach

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

prinxe-with-no-crown:

celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

happy pride month

femmelottiematthews:

I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious

I was talking to my mom and now I’m curious

Do you know your due date?

Yes, it’s my birthday

Yes, but it’s not my birthday

No

See Results

(id love you forever if you wanted to rb)

shivroygirls:

shivroygirls:

totally unrelated question to succession. just curious. if you have siblings, do you think you would be friends if you werent siblings?

yes

no

i’m an only child (see results)

secret third thing

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so interesting how the no option is winning. its so curious how life will make us live in a parallel line to people we wouldnt have otherwise ever been so close with. its so radiantly poetic and beautiful.

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:

pride poll

what term do you prefer to use/would you prefer was used to describe the gender/sexual minority community?

LGBT

LGBTQ

LGBTQIA+ (/other variations)

QUILTBAG

MOGAI

Queer

Something else

See Results

extremely funny seeing the tags roll in that say shit like “say sike….” “this is a jumpscare” “q slur tw” “ofc people who like queer say they like mogai” i know this flavor of rancid personality so well

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

midnightssea:

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Sorry but this is hilarious

can I take a picture of the moon?

the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry